Pickled Cabbage is Alright

Sing in scout style –

I went flying in the air
With my old college chum.
Suddenly he said to me,
“We’re bound for kingdom come!
Is there anything on your mind
Before you wear a crown?”
I began to shake and said,
“Write this confession down:

“I like pickled onions,
I like piccalilli.
Pickled cabbage is alright
With a bit of cold meat on Sunday night.
I can go termartoes,
But what I do prefer,
Is a little bit of cu-cum-cu-cum-cu-cum,
Little bit of cucumber.”